XS Malarkey Lifetime Membership

£12.00 - £20.00

You *say* you love us, but where's the proof? In your wallet?! Oh! Yes, if you don't already have one, get yourself a shiny XS Malarkey lifetime membership card; it gets you in for members' prices for our IRL shows, stops you from ever being referred to as a "normal person", and let's you be a fully-fledged member of the Malarkey family (I think that means you can call Toby "daddy" but I haven't verified this). You can also buy a membership pack featuring a card, sticker, and postcards, if you *really* love us! All purchases will go back into keeping the club alive and helping us bring you amazing comedy content every week. PS remember to let me know the name you want on your card, and yes, I will accept (/welcome) rude comedy names.